Multiple feet of snow, being cooped up and all is not my cup of tea By Kelly Hockenberry, Columnist, The Times Aaaaaaah, Jonas…you are not nearly as attractive as Nick Jonas in his Calvin Klein underwear ads. (I would share a picture, but this is a PG rated column, unfortunately). Yes, you look pretty from the window with your thirty inch drifts and swirling flakes. But I still hate you....